Today, I arrived at my grandparents'. They already had guests so I had to sleep in the cottage. It wasn’t that bad until when I was making the bed I found a dead rotting possum in the blankets. When I told my grandmother, she simply said, "Deal with it, wimp." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to visit my grandmother. My grandfather recently died, so I had gotten her a cat for comfort. Turns out in her sadness, she had forgotten about the cat. I found its remains being eaten by ants and birds. FML
Today, while visiting my grandparents, I was afraid that one of their many cats would pee on me. I was peed on all right, by my grandma. FML
Today, I woke up late. My grandparents had slept over the night before, but they usually leave early. I heard someone in the kitchen and, thinking it was my brother, I said, "Thank god, the geriatric crew is FINALLY gone." My grandma then responded, "No, we're not." FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, we're having my grandmother over. Because we don't have a guest room, she is sleeping in mine. It is 25°C at night and she is sleeping naked with her dog right next to me. FML
Today, my perfectly healthy grandmother came to stay for Christmas. First, she persuaded my family to give her my bedroom. That would have been fine, until she demanded she should also have a bucket to piss in under my bed too. FML
Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML
Today, I found out that the horrible stench haunting my apartment for the past week was the decomposing corpse of my freedom loving gerbil underneath the bed that I've been sleeping on. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML
Today, my granddad had to start sleeping in my bedroom. He has flashback dreams to when he was a boxer, and he's already lamped my granny three times in his sleep. I get a camp-bed, and the chance to listen to him snore like a wild boar. FML
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Top comments
Rozza17 29
Tell her to go sleep there and 'deal with it'.
RodzillaX 30
Free stuffed animal. :)
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Comments (64)
Drifting 21
So did you deal with it? Lol
A100893 30
Cook it and serve it to her.
Joe9024 20
Old people never throw anything away...
M3DIC4T3 29
Ew. I'd sleep on the roof. Safe from contact with those things and you won't be sharing a bed with a dead one.
Joe9024 20
I think possums can climb? And anyway, you still have to worry about bats and flying animals too.
khaya 9
Guessing you aren't the favourite grandchild
mandacleary 14
atleast it wasn't alive ;p
mr_sarcastic416 29
so many stories involving old people on here lately, it needs it's own category
redbluegreen 41
Must be some roadkill she sleeps next to every night.
hugozac88 22
You must be the favorite grandchild
rec_chem 22
*oppssum