Today, I arranged the food on my plate in a smiley face to try and make myself feel better. I'm a 38 year old man. It worked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was making a homemade pizza for myself. I've been unhappy lately, so I arranged the pepperoni in the shape of a smiley face to cheer myself up. The pizza burned. FML
Today, at work, I put on a smile and went to take an elderly gentleman's order. He looked at me, asked if I'd stick a finger in his sweet tea to make it sweeter, then complained that it was a shame I wasn't "on the menu". FML
Today, I took the time to make myself look nice just so that the pizza guy would think I had a life. FML
Today, I ate out, even though I was tired. When my main course arrived, I realised I had sent both my forks away with the starter plate. Rather than say anything, I ate dinner with two knives. FML
Today, while trying to get my picky daughter to eat her dinner, I pretended to take some of her food and give it to her brother, thinking that would get her to eat it. Instead, she thanked me. FML
Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML
Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML
Today, I was feeling pretty down due to a recent back injury, so I thought I’d do something nice to help lift my spirits. I bought some cookies for my coworkers, who ended up not wanting any, and one of them decided to ask what was wrong with my face. Oh, right, my acne rosacea is flaring too. FML
Today, there was a big party at my workplace. The only person that was socializing with me in any way was my co-worker's 4-year-old daughter. Before leaving, she drew smiley faces on plastic plates and napkins and gave them to me so I "will have some friends and not be all alone." FML
Today, trying to be nice, I sat with the lonely kid at lunch. While eating, he started laughing and showed me his hit list. I was at the top. FML
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isantorin 0
I fail how to see this is a bad thing. D:
JohnnyAppleseed 0
Eggs and bacon? The type of food is important to my decision as to if YDI or FYL.
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Comments (47)
amy1504 0
This is a MLIA?
_Noon_ 0
Whatever works for you mate! You should be thankful, this'll save you tons of shrink-money!
bananamanama 0
Aw, that's cute. Not an FML imo. Try to get a more positive outlook on life.
Luckster 0
Nothing wrong with being easily amused. Makes me wanna do that with my breakfast tomorrow actually. Problem is I don't have the stomach to eat it all! XD
Echoes_fml 0
Correction: Today, I arranged the food on my plate in a smiley face to try and make myself feel better. I'm a 38 year old man. It worked. MLIA
jessamyn_it_is 0
lol I think it's all good :)
OhMyGodOx 0
I Think That's Cute :) xx
Saluton 18
we are all children sometimes, especially men, there's nothing bad about it because it's natural. I shouldn't have clicked "FYL".
tommygunkid 4
why was "especially men" necessary?
VirtuallyUnbreak 0
LMAO IMHO YDI FYL!! SMH
jaip234 0
I'm sorry, but whats wrong with this again?