By skyllabeauty1234 - 23/07/2015 03:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I am probably the only person in the world who can manage to pull a muscle in their neck while brushing their teeth. FML
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acorn2222 8

At least you didn't pull a muscle in your neck while trying to give yourself a *******.

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jawarston 24

Can tell the type of BJ that you give. Go all out

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Nightwing98 22

I pulled one just stretching last week.

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eattherainbow 3

You think that's bad? I tore a muscle in my shoulder picking up a half full bucket.

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MandieL 27

This would be bad if it were a half full bucket of cotton, otherwise it is a common occurrence.

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CaroAurelia 12

Well, I haven't done it yet, but I'm sure I could. My condolences, fellow klutz.

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Mmmsushi 14

Definitely not alone, I've done this before as well. Hope you feel better OP.

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