Miscellaneous: Today, for the tenth time, my teacher made a misbehaving student... - FML

By WinkleBottom - 04/11/2013 22:01 - United States

Today, for the tenth time, my teacher made a misbehaving student sit next to me as punishment. He begged for detention instead. FML

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WinkleBottom 13

Tuesday 5 November 2013 3:17

Breath or body odor isn't the issue. I'm just a quiet kid in a room of loud ones. I guess I'm boring, eh? Also, no, I do not stick my penis in fish tacos.

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HowieDoIt 21

Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:17

Maybe it's your breath, what did you have to eat? Roast beef, some chicken, a pizza?

xSkittle 16

Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:21

That's not something a good teacher would do.

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KZN02 18

Monday 18 November 2013 4:13

Tomoko Kuroki, is that you?

dragonrider1959 18

Thursday 14 August 2014 22:55

Why is that punishment that teacher is being rude

G00N3R 19

Thursday 15 January 2015 23:49

Try making friends or at least have people that you get along well with

xLifeisGoodx 10

Monday 6 July 2015 4:59

Most people at my school seem to do the same thing to me. I'm really quiet, and I guess scary looking. It sucks, but kids(especially teenagers) are assholes. Don't let it bother you though! Just ignore the douchebags and go on with your life.

thebiteof87 27

Wednesday 15 July 2015 12:47

My teachers used to do that to me, it was really punishing me more than the misbehaving student

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