Money and Health: Today, for lunch I bought a burger, fries and milkshake. As I...

By sarita - 04/11/2018 08:30 - Canada

Today, for lunch I bought a burger, fries and milkshake. As I went to sit down the milkshake spilled all over the table, in my failed attempt to catch it I also managed to spill my fries all over the floor. FML

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ciph3r 9

Sunday 4 November 2018 18:10

I see that your old nemesis, gravity, has struck again.

-Annoyed 9

Sunday 4 November 2018 18:32

Well on the bright side this method will work a very good diet.

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WHSKitty4ever 23

Monday 5 November 2018 12:23

Did you trip? In any case, that really bites.

dak 1

Tuesday 6 November 2018 6:09

At least u got the burger

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