Today, during class our teacher asked us, "Who is Uncle Sam?" A girl answered, "He's the guy who founded KFC, right?" I'm in an AP class and have to put up with these morons constantly. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during a lecture, my teacher jokingly talked about the time he was best buds with George Washington. Another student then asked, "Really? You knew him?" I'm in an advanced placement U.S. history class. FML
Today, during my online class, I was answering my professor's question when my older sister slammed open the door to loudly say, "WHAT'S UP CHICKEN FUCKER?" My class heard. I hate online school. FML
Today, I asked my class to name some West African countries. Several of them thought Ebola was a country. I teach an AP history class. FML
Today, we were taking a bio quiz and I understood the subject, so the people sitting behind me asked me to help them out. Being a kind fellow classmate, I did. When the teacher got suspicious, she asked the class, "How are all of you getting the same answers?" everyone pointed directly at me. FML
Today, in history class I was called "ignorant" and "inconsiderate" because I referred to Stalin as a "he". FML
Today, while teaching my history class, a girl asked me where North America was. She lives in North America. FML
Today, I got called into the principal's office of my son's school. Why? He'd called his teacher a "fudge packer". No more weekends with his uncle. FML
Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML
Today, in my AP U.S. history class, we had a very long, very slow discussion about whether or not Vermont is a state. I think I lost brain cells. FML
Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML
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thatnucca 36
At least you know your class will never be dull... Just grab some popcorn while you're at it...
Welshite 40
Colonel Sanders has my loyalty when I was drafted into the war of fried chicken vs baked.
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saxoBEAST57 10
Well at least you'll have good impressions on the teacher compared to the other students.
Samuel5463 12
As a kid who's name is Sam I would have said that's me
fantasyworld 39
Don't you have to have some smarts in order to be in AP classes?
memestasquaper 10
Before the AP US History test our teacher said not to worry because god gave us Texans to bring the curve up.
T1A2Z3 35
Why does it matter who uncle Sam is? I don't know that. I know he's on a lot of posters and something to do with america. But as far as I know he's a fictional character with no relievance to real life.
TheGestalt97 12
She was probably joking