Today, during class our teacher asked us, "Who is Uncle Sam?" A girl answered, "He's the guy who founded KFC, right?" I'm in an AP class and have to put up with these morons constantly. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during a lecture, my teacher jokingly talked about the time he was best buds with George Washington. Another student then asked, "Really? You knew him?" I'm in an advanced placement U.S. history class. FML
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Today, we were taking a bio quiz and I understood the subject, so the people sitting behind me asked me to help them out. Being a kind fellow classmate, I did. When the teacher got suspicious, she asked the class, "How are all of you getting the same answers?" everyone pointed directly at me. FML
Today, in history class I was called "ignorant" and "inconsiderate" because I referred to Stalin as a "he". FML
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Today, I got called into the principal's office of my son's school. Why? He'd called his teacher a "fudge packer". No more weekends with his uncle. FML
Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML
Today, in my AP U.S. history class, we had a very long, very slow discussion about whether or not Vermont is a state. I think I lost brain cells. FML
Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML
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thatnucca 36
At least you know your class will never be dull... Just grab some popcorn while you're at it...
Welshite 40
Colonel Sanders has my loyalty when I was drafted into the war of fried chicken vs baked.
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Comments (66)
CallMeCake 12
Dumb ass kids
doumtabarnack 12
I'm not American and yet, I know the answer...
skyeyez9 25
How did that kid get into an AP class if she is that dumb? I thought AP classes were for above average students?
amisenho 11
Oh, sure. Uncle Sam, along with General Mills, Duncan Hines, Sara Lee, Hungry Jack, and Betty Crocker, paved the way to making America the land of the free drink upgrade and home of the brave souls who dare to eat the double-fried chicken without dying from heart failure.
Federgirl 19
omg that's funny!
cho_bee 9
It's Texas.
screamindemon86 3
had the same problem last year just enjoy the stupidity all you can do
MSCCG 16
Uncle Sam has nothing on the colonel.
KakarikoHero 1
You probably live in California
tompou6 19
Welcome to the world OP