Health: Today, drunk at a party, I leaned through a window to throw up....

By kise - 28/11/2012 06:20 - France - Paris

Today, drunk at a party, I leaned through a window to throw up. I was outside. FML

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cmanaus 3

Wednesday 28 November 2012 16:14

Sucks for the people inside

MDM15 5

Wednesday 28 November 2012 16:18

Looks like someone's off the invite list

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Scotticus117 11

Saturday 1 December 2012 10:03

i always imagined this fml was a woman. im no sexist but this just seems like something a chick would do since they typically cant hold liquor as well and would be dumb enough to try and puke inside.

rugby_lover09 13

Monday 3 December 2012 18:07

Why wasn't there a screen on the window?

janah_fml 5

Tuesday 4 December 2012 9:17

hahaha

matta213 0

Wednesday 5 December 2012 22:55

ahahaha funny ass shit

fakkumairaifu 14

Thursday 6 December 2012 12:32

I don't think this comic artist knows what "antagonize" means.

BabyRuth96 6

Friday 21 December 2012 23:26

Damn.....

HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Monday 24 December 2012 3:10

Okay, FUNNIEST illustrated FML!!!

dan1215 5

Wednesday 26 December 2012 15:54

So today, I was at a party, having fun, some idiot opens the window from the outside and threw up on me. FML.

emybear_fml 5

Thursday 27 December 2012 15:35

thats pretty funny actually

twiztedone 19

Friday 28 December 2012 19:49

Dumbass!!

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