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bonsai_girl Split, Croatia 🌶️ Spicy

Today, cops showed up at my house looking for an ex neighbor. It would be all cool if before knocking they didn't politely wait in front of my window listening me and my boyfriend having sex for half an hour. FML

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Nice of them to let you finish.

atleast they didn't kick in your door thinking he was assaulting you.

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Croatian police. What did you expect? :P

They'd have had a lot of explaining to do to their superiors if they'd rushed in & handcuffed someone in the middle of it all. I'd be super grateful for them letting me finish....not FMLing about it. Lol.

jerome74 1

if you knew they were there why did you continue.

My thoughts exactly! I was wondering how they knew they were there for a whole 30 minutes? Unless they realized it when they got there and just kept going...

Hey they could have interrupted you and trust me it'd bring a whole new meaning to embarrassment. As weird as it is they were being strangely thoughtful.

I can just imagine their conversation: Cop 1: I think they're going at it. Cop 2: Should we go in? Cop 1: If its the suspect this could be his last time in a long time. Cop 2: Let him finish. Cop 1: Yeah. Nice cops ;)

My thought is why was the window open? Unless I miss understood

They just didn't want to interrupt!

Doesn't matter had sex.

It'd be nice if my bf could go for half an hour :/

Bad boys bad boys what you gonna do. Wait outside til she cums for you.