bonsai_girl
Split, Croatia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, cops showed up at my house looking for an ex neighbor. It would be all cool if before knocking they didn't politely wait in front of my window listening me and my boyfriend having sex for half an hour. FML
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igg125 30
Nice of them to let you finish.
gunzerker 8
atleast they didn't kick in your door thinking he was assaulting you.
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Xylate 3
Do you enjoy audiences much?
techartist 6
If u knew the police where there..I mean..u could of stopped.
Kempeth 5
Doesn't matter: (you) had sex.
willmatrix 6
Just be glad it wasn't in the U.S. The cops would've sent SWAT to kick the door in, toss in flash bangs, shot any dog in sight, then tased, pepper sprayed, and beat him (and possibly you). Then charged you with resisting arrest and possession with intent to distribute (drugs they planted), seized any money and electronics about. Then destroyed the rest of your property. If you were lucky enough not to be shot and killed by them, that is. So, see, not all that much of an FML now, is it?
martron3000 5
You said actually what I was thinking, except after doing all you describe, they would then discover they had the wrong house all along.
CaptMacLeod 45
Not all US cops are dicks. A friend and I decided to park near the beach and get it on in the back of my van one night. It wasn't until we'd finished that we noticed: A. bright lights coming in through the front window and B. the cop leaning against his trunk watching us. After asking if she was of legal age and OK, he let us know we were in a no parking zone and apologized for interrupting.
ImTheAlpha 30
The police may have told the OP that they were waiting for 30 minutes. Seriously why didn't anyone else think of that? It's just like when people are all like "BUT HOW TO FML?" if the OP has their phone or computer taken.
tiffster1992 3
OMG lol well at least they didn't interrupt lol how did u find out they were listening lol and out there for so long lol that's what I wanna know lol
purplegold 19
How did you know they were standing there for half an hour?
dj12inches 10
I'm sorry but I would have done the same thing!
mommy21 16
Omg I had something happen with a "friend" of mine yrs ago. My boyfriend and I were getting intimate, and we had just finished and the "friend" immediately said wow that was better than HBO! It was really embarrassing..
Wintermelons 19
Thankfully you guys didn’t choose rape foreplay that day