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bonsai_girl Split, Croatia 🌶️ Spicy

Today, cops showed up at my house looking for an ex neighbor. It would be all cool if before knocking they didn't politely wait in front of my window listening me and my boyfriend having sex for half an hour. FML

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Nice of them to let you finish.

atleast they didn't kick in your door thinking he was assaulting you.

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Canadian cops are the best.

magickiss87 22

At least they let u finish and didn't kick your door down in the middle of it all! That'd be even more embarrassing!

At least they didn't disturb you

hjds4n5 12

The officer must have been Kanye West. "Imma let you finish..."

This FML essentially shows how much work cops actually do every day. They have 30 minutes to sit and wait for a couple to finish having sex?

Britt125 16

How do you know they were there for that long? Did you like notice them and just keep going anyway? Because that's kind of weird. Or did they or a neighbour mention they were there for that long? Then it's just weird/creepy on the cops' part.

Awe such polite gentleman, waiting for you to finish like that. You should have been greatful and offered them coffee and doughnuts :)

martin8337 36

Yeah! Yeah! Get some! Get some!

Do you live in Austin? Police started in my neighbors windows for a while yesterday evening. Just curious.