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bonsai_girl Split, Croatia 🌶️ Spicy

Today, cops showed up at my house looking for an ex neighbor. It would be all cool if before knocking they didn't politely wait in front of my window listening me and my boyfriend having sex for half an hour. FML

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Nice of them to let you finish.

atleast they didn't kick in your door thinking he was assaulting you.

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Maybe they were fapping to it?!

Hey at least they didn't break in during it

Things could of ended up much worse. Be thankful they didn't run in during the act and handcuff your boyfriend!

where in the actual hell does it say anything about rape smh

karbear13 11

I would have asked to keep the handcuffs on him when the cops left...

That WAS polite. To be fair, in most cases they'd only be politely waiting for no longer than three minutes.

cheshireau 26

How do you know they were there for half an hour? Did you neighbours tell you and if so, why didn't they ring and/or go to your door to knock?

That's what I want to know.

CyberSeeker 20

classic cops, always polite

unless you're black

You do realize it's Croatia right? And most cops aren't racist it's just a small minority of them have gotten in trouble for it and that makes most people think they are.

That's just a little freakin creepy

Thank you! I was going to ask if I was the only person who thought this was pretty creepy!

unexpected from police dept!

they have nothing better to do then spy on people ?