FML : Today, Christmas Eve, I told my wife she has three presents to choose from: one large, one small and one tiny. She immediately responded, "is the tiny...

Today, Christmas Eve, I told my wife she has three presents to choose from: one large, one small and one tiny. She immediately responded, "is the tiny one in your pants?". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By notagoodjoke / Sunday 25 December 2016 01:01 / United States - Vincentown

Intimacy

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By Dave_Davington | 27

#6727485 - Sunday 25 December 2016 08:22

Last Christmas, I gave you my dick The very next day, you said it's not very thick This year, to save me from tears I'll give it to someone desperate

By manuwish | 9

#7381744 - Friday 30 December 2016 03:22

it's a legit question, there's no reason he couldn't have it in the pocket of his pants, since he described the present as being tiny, maybe she's not thinking pervy or ironically referring to his manhood..the funniest jokes are the unintentional ones..the person who feels directly attacked by such a comment has self confidence issues. Put it another way, would she be with him if she wasn't satisfied with his manhood?

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By Dave_Davington | 27

#6727373 - Sunday 25 December 2016 05:52

You have to admit, you walked right into that one.

mfmylifesrsly | 29

#6727441 - Sunday 25 December 2016 07:11

I've actually never understood why people find it acceptable and say people walk into being insulted by asking things such as this. Partners should not insult each other, especially about their bodies.

Xen_Akari | 4

#6727567 - Sunday 25 December 2016 01:49

I find it sad about how many people on here can not take a joke. It is a great joke he walked right into. Jeez if things like this get your blood boiling then i worry for your and any future relationships. Why so serious.

aswethinkweiz | 20

#6727762 - Sunday 25 December 2016 10:44

It's a form of teasing/humor. you'll know the person and what's acceptable to joke about and what's not. Not all relationships are the same and not all jokes are the same.

By OrganicSistah | 17

#6727375 - Sunday 25 December 2016 05:55

Hahahahaha!!!!

By Earl_KarmasBitch | 26

#6727378 - Sunday 25 December 2016 05:55

Tell her you're saving that one for someone who'll appreciate it more.

Dave_Davington | 27

#6727485 - Sunday 25 December 2016 08:22

Last Christmas, I gave you my dick The very next day, you said it's not very thick This year, to save me from tears I'll give it to someone desperate

By Welshite | 39

#6727379 - Sunday 25 December 2016 05:57

"That's the bonus present. It's micro-sized."

By O1010010010100 | 1

#6727386 - Sunday 25 December 2016 06:04

rekt

By KingKralj | 31

#6727389 - Sunday 25 December 2016 06:08

"No, it's on your chest."

By cootiequeen4444 | 11

#6727397 - Sunday 25 December 2016 06:22

If you think about, an average sized present box is bigger than most dicks, so a small box would probably fit most dicks, 3 inches versus 7 inches is not a big difference in the grand scheme of things (not talking about sex stuff. just size difference stuff in the basic, literal sense and thinking of how there's stuff out there that is many feet long, so inches on the end are just... inches). But now you know next year to have big, bigger, and biggest presents instead?

mfmylifesrsly | 29

#6727438 - Sunday 25 December 2016 07:08

Actually 3 inches verses 7 inches is a big difference. Think of it in terms of height. I'm 5'8 and one of my friends is 5'1". Our height difference is huge. Whereas my best friend who is 5'5" the difference is noticeable but not as drastic as the first friend.

By bananarama619 | 3

#6727420 - Sunday 25 December 2016 06:48

Just because it got your panties in a twist doesn't mean it was a bad joke. Is your wife mad that she got married and ended up with a second pussy?

maritime1992 | 5

#6727496 - Sunday 25 December 2016 08:51

Oh please. If this FML was about a husband making fun of a wife's loose pussy, everyone would lose their shit and tell her to file for a divorce. Gotta love that double standard.