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Anonymous

Today, because my sister got pregnant from a drunk one night stand she came up with the brilliant idea of putting my name on the birth certificate instead of leaving the part saying “fathers name” blank. This is going to cause me so many headaches I just know it FML

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PhantomCrevan 8

Was she drunk during the delivery too, or is this just her day-to-day level of stupid?

I feel l Iike this is the perfect time to get a lawyer who deals with paternity issues and see what they think about what you can do.

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PhantomCrevan 8

Was she drunk during the delivery too, or is this just her day-to-day level of stupid?

I feel l Iike this is the perfect time to get a lawyer who deals with paternity issues and see what they think about what you can do.