Today, at the supermarket, I ignored the "Riding on trolleys down the ramp is strictly prohibited" sign. While going full speed down the ramp, my trolley with $200 worth of groceries in it tipped and crashed. Luckily, I broke its fall. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was walking through a Tesco's car park when I saw a shopping trolley slowly rolling towards me. I figured I’d be a hero and stop it before it hit a car. As I grabbed it, I slipped on a patch of ice and crashed straight into the cart, sending right it into the car I was trying to protect, denting the door. FML
Today, I slipped on a small wet patch of floor in the grocery store and fell flat on my back, bringing my half-full shopping cart down with me. FML
Today, as I turned to face the cashier at the supermarket, I managed to knock over an entire display of gift cards with my backpack. FML
Today, I was walking out of the grocery store when out of nowhere, a car backing up pretty fast sped down the parking lot and hit me, causing me to fall down and drop all of my groceries. The woman jumped out of her car, not to help me, but to carefully check her bumper for scratches. FML
Today, while working at Walmart, I was walking the sales floor and passed the end of an aisle. I saw a customer coming at me from the corner of my eye, so I jumped backwards. I hit a display case, and watched it topple over before turning to apologize to the customer. It was a ladder. FML
Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML
Today, I tried to carry all my grocery bags in one trip. I was doing great until the plastic handles stretched and snapped in the parking lot. A carton of eggs exploded, an avocado rolled under a car, and a bottle of wine shattered. Someone asked if I needed help. I said no because I was too embarrassed. FML
Today, I cleaned out my house and placed multiple boxes of clothes and books in my two-seated truck to take to the Goodwill. While turning onto the highway, everything tumbled on top of me, sending me crashing into a guardrail. FML
Today, a kind cyclist rode up next to me to inform me that my bag of groceries was about to fall off. Exceedingly careful, I slowly brought my bike to a halt. Only at the very second I stood still did I hear the dreaded "twang" as my carrier broke, and my stuff smashed to the ground. FML
Today, I ran into my ex at the supermarket. Trying to seem nonchalant, I attempted to make small talk while pushing my cart. I didn't notice that I was steering straight into a tower of canned goods until it was too late. FML
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GirlaftaGirl 0
Next time READ ALL SIGNS....AND FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS!!! ydi...
jajajapun 5
@14 you can't -_- there was a sign saying not to do that sort of thing.... YDI
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soccerrocks 0
don't call it a comeback I've been her for years ... I'm gonna knock you out mama said knock you out ( insert comment that relates to fml) !
cheeseballs 0
gay
autodude_fml_fml 0
CART NOT TROLLY
neuseeland 0
I love seeing kiwi posts. But seriously, I do this at pak 'n' save all the time, they have the best ramps. YDI but you're awesome.
CamH_fml 0
NEW ZEALAND FTW. What supermarket?
Hungr_fml 2
Pak'n'Save Mt Albert!
bubblz 0
Do they not have ramps at the supermarket in the US?
Zohhan 0
WoW can be very addicting. You can try joining, but them nothing will ever get done around the house. Best bet is either set some kind of limits like scheduled play time or keep him busy with chores, going out, or sex. Be sure to get a handle on it soon.
Hungr_fml 2
18. Think I embarrassed my mum more than myself.
kizz_fml 0
hehe, was that at Pak'n'Save?
AlicaKate 0
@118 o.O