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Leeds, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, at the doctor's, I dropped my pants and the attractive nurse assured me it was the biggest one she had ever seen. Unfortunately, she wasn't referring to my penis, she was, in fact referring to the huge haemorrhoid hanging out of my asshole. FML
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The_Sewage_King 9
Dammit, where's my eye bleach?
abNormal62 23
Biggest hemorrhoid ever? No ifs, ands or butts?
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Comments (58)
Jinamisu 4
You deserved it for sexualizing someone trying to do their job.
guypersondude 2
sucks really sucks
toomanyerrors 8
can't unread that.
ayyylmaoo 6
looks like someone's getting laid tonight
EnvyMe33 26
Once you get a hemorrhoid it will always come back unless you have surgery. You can always shove it back in “butt” if you eat Taco Bell it will be pointless.
MrsBugi 21
I've seen this exact FML in the past. Pretty sure almost word for word that it's the same.
acmariner99 25
Do your roids hang low, do they wobble to and fro
BeardedLondoner 24
This is a lie. It's a joke that's done it's rounds before. Moderators should have picked that up.
I'madumbass 19
Is it bad that I don't know what a hemorrhoid is?