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Today, at the doctor's, I dropped my pants and the attractive nurse assured me it was the biggest one she had ever seen. Unfortunately, she wasn't referring to my penis, she was, in fact referring to the huge haemorrhoid hanging out of my asshole. FML

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Dammit, where's my eye bleach?

Biggest hemorrhoid ever? No ifs, ands or butts?

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Justinspires 5

Hemorrhoids are no joke painful. Sorry bro. Hope you get better soon

In the words of our favorite animated comical beloved black guy, "Oh, that is just nasty."

is that cleaveland brown?

lay off the taco Bell

khiiirsty 14

Ouch

to anyone with the same general problem, try taking stuff called "bioflavonoids citrus complex" for a couple of weeks. It helps, but I have no scientific study to back up the claim, just the results for myself and some relatives.

Don't be so "butt" hurt about it

Stay away from taco bell

Well that's a pain in the ass.

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