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Today, as part of my veterinary degree, I had to demonstrate how to jerk off a dog in front of my entire class. Afterwards, the lecturer said that I have the 'magic touch'. FML

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Wtf did I just read? You had to toss off a dog?

I'm trying to figure out when you would actually need to know how to do this...

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cottoncandymango 17

I have never heard of this "class" before... EVER.

Vet school or not, it just sounds wrong & inhumane. I seriously doubt I could do it.

At least you weren't charged for ***********

KiddNYC1O 22

If it's recorded, I'd consider profit...

I didn't know the used AI in dogs o.O

JimberlyHope 9

At least you got gloves... Right? Still sucks, FYL.

Did you stick a finger in his butt also? Haha

kidsgotastinky 11

You really have to do that to be a vet? Or do you have a problem?

Now that's a sticky situation

mymiles 13

Do the bitches love you? Oh wait...