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Today, as part of my veterinary degree, I had to demonstrate how to jerk off a dog in front of my entire class. Afterwards, the lecturer said that I have the 'magic touch'. FML

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Wtf did I just read? You had to toss off a dog?

I'm trying to figure out when you would actually need to know how to do this...

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Since when do they teach that in class? Who would want to learn how to touch a dog in his groin and jerk him off? So weird

Let this be a lesson to those of you thinking of becoming a vet.

Unless you're the class dog that gets jerked off all day, then I guess it's not that bad.

I don't think I want to be a vet anymore

A lot of people don't realize what a big part of veterinary medicine jerking a dog off is. I hope the dog was at least grateful.

Only in U.P

This is definitely something you would want to tell to these people...

I don't understand why you would need to know how to make a dog come ?

Funnyguyproblems 1

Are you a guy?

AnimeGirl1 10

Well, a vets gotta do what a vets gotta do.