By vet1 - 11/07/2013 15:18 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, as part of my veterinary degree, I had to demonstrate how to jerk off a dog in front of my entire class. Afterwards, the lecturer said that I have the 'magic touch'. FML
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aaron123111 11

Wtf did I just read? You had to toss off a dog?

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MissMae93 23

I'm trying to figure out when you would actually need to know how to do this...

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buddy51 23

You know, OP, sometimes your dream job just finds you! Good to know you possess a handy talent and so wont be jerked around by heavy loads of indecision if you cant cumpromise.

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nina21194 12

This is the time when I really want the OP to respond and explain this

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Omniprism 14

Well sounds like you'll pass the class.

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kalbrek009 20

My brother & I cleaned pools years ago & one of our clients said she had to take her Collie (think lassie type dog) to the vet once a week to have this done because supposedly the male of that particular breed get aggressive & will bite you if its not done...was the weirdest thing I thought I'd ever heard of @ that time, so it's not just for artificial insemination purposes.

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xmlguy 14

A lot of humans seem to be the same way

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xwabombwx 5

Red rocket, red rocket

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mxij 13

Now I'm curious, did Doc have to do this to a human for "Artificial Insemination" purposes?

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MzZombicidal 36

I think most humans are more than capable of doing that themselves. Lol.

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Calingaladha 21

We had to learn these things in vet tech school too, OP. Just wait until you do a rectal palpation on a cow...jerking off dogs and fisting cattle. What a way to make a living.

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