vet1
Pretoria, South Africa
Today, as part of my veterinary degree, I had to demonstrate how to jerk off a dog in front of my entire class. Afterwards, the lecturer said that I have the 'magic touch'. FML
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aaron123111 11
Wtf did I just read? You had to toss off a dog?
MissMae93 23
I'm trying to figure out when you would actually need to know how to do this...
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buddy51 23
You know, OP, sometimes your dream job just finds you! Good to know you possess a handy talent and so wont be jerked around by heavy loads of indecision if you cant cumpromise.
nina21194 12
This is the time when I really want the OP to respond and explain this
Omniprism 14
Well sounds like you'll pass the class.
kalbrek009 20
My brother & I cleaned pools years ago & one of our clients said she had to take her Collie (think lassie type dog) to the vet once a week to have this done because supposedly the male of that particular breed get aggressive & will bite you if its not done...was the weirdest thing I thought I'd ever heard of @ that time, so it's not just for artificial insemination purposes.
xmlguy 14
A lot of humans seem to be the same way
Kitten_Calderon 14
And you have to do this why?
xwabombwx 5
Red rocket, red rocket
mxij 13
Now I'm curious, did Doc have to do this to a human for "Artificial Insemination" purposes?
MzZombicidal 36
I think most humans are more than capable of doing that themselves. Lol.
MaggieJH 7
Ooh, some sort of dog whisperer?
Blue329 15
Well that's not awkward at all ...
Calingaladha 21
We had to learn these things in vet tech school too, OP. Just wait until you do a rectal palpation on a cow...jerking off dogs and fisting cattle. What a way to make a living.