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Today, as part of my veterinary degree, I had to demonstrate how to jerk off a dog in front of my entire class. Afterwards, the lecturer said that I have the 'magic touch'. FML

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Wtf did I just read? You had to toss off a dog?

I'm trying to figure out when you would actually need to know how to do this...

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everyone's good at something, your hidden talent was just... different, and wait, how did you become good at that?

Bunny21 11

Wtf?! o.O this just made it to the top five of the strangest things I have ever read on this app!

Well that was ruff.

I didn't wake up this morning thinking I would hear that sentence, but hey, it's the Internet

They better have paid you for that

Nasty ass

Or at least given you a ribbon

Are you sure it was for vet school?

At least you're willing to do whatever it takes to become successful in your job field .... And you have the 'magic touch' - bonus!

Why would you want to do that to a dog? Why would they make you?