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Today, as part of my veterinary degree, I had to demonstrate how to jerk off a dog in front of my entire class. Afterwards, the lecturer said that I have the 'magic touch'. FML

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Wtf did I just read? You had to toss off a dog?

I'm trying to figure out when you would actually need to know how to do this...

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My question is why...but well you got an A for that I'll presume...

Fallback option: handjob ****?

They say every dog has their day, I guess.

Wittledinosaure 7

At least the dog had a good time.

I am confused why you would need to do this...

Hiimhaileypotter 53

It's for artificial insemination.

no offence but this has been covered A LOT in the above thread. Have a great day!

Don't worry you'll pull through. Just keep tugging along. ...

Why would you need to jerk off a dog?

why the **** would you need to demonstrate that

NagainaFier 16

There's at least five threads covering this. Let's try again; The reasons to jerk off an animal: 1) Artificial Insemination 2) Sperm counts to make sure your stud isn't firing blanks. As for DEMONSTRATION? Well, let's be honest; if I ever need a stud jacked off, I'd rather know the person knows what he's doing, then some moron just sticking his hand down there and hoping for the best.

Why is the ****??

Vets have many fun tasks they have to do as part of their job. For instance being elbow deep into a cow to preg test a cow. That's why they get the big money.