Art, Birds and Animals: Today, artwork that I had been working on for months was destroyed,...

By rc2981 - 13/06/2014 10:45 - Australia - Perth

Today, artwork that I had been working on for months was destroyed, leaving me almost in tears. The culprit? A lonely pigeon who'd got into the room and shat all over it. FML

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By I'mSoHungry - 11/01/2020 08:00 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, a bird flew into the workshop where I work, gave itself a tour of the place, then promptly pooped on my lunch and left. FML

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By I'm Trading Up For A Dog - 14/12/2014 20:28 - Finland - Pori

Today, I finished a painting I'd spent 3 weeks working on for an exhibition. When I came back from lunch, my cat was perched above it on my desk. He looked at me, then down at the painting, then jumped down onto it. He slipped and smeared the wet paint everywhere, ruining the whole thing. FML

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By Meow - 15/09/2009 13:21 - Singapore

Today, I was finishing up my art project that was due the next day. I was really tired and fell asleep on my table. Three hours later, I woke up to find my project torn to bits. I went out and saw my cat vomitting out feathers and other materials I used for my project. FML

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By pass me the fucking rope - 18/06/2016 13:17 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse, a bird shat on my lunch. FML

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By bouda - 15/05/2011 18:19 - France

Today, I killed a pigeon. It choked to death on a piece of bread I threw its way. FML

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By Mxx - 12/03/2020 12:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I was looking through an old box of personal artwork when I realised the entire box was damp. This was all my own art from the past 3 years, smudged and smelling of cat urine. I was supposed to showcase some of it in a competition winning gallery this month. FML

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By Username - 29/07/2011 19:17 - United States

Today, I realized that since I started working full time, the only friend I have left is my cat. Lonely and bored out of my mind, I told him about my day. He decided to end the conversation by shitting on the floor. FML

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By anonymous - 11/03/2010 19:55 - United States

Today, I found out that my art project, the one I've been working on for the last two weeks and the first piece I felt really comfortable about turning in, was stolen out of the art cupboard. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2015 00:26 - United States - Eureka

Today, I moved into my new apartment complex. I left some items including a cherished painting my best friend made for me outside the front door while I moved furniture into my bedroom. When I went back outside, someone had kicked a huge hole in the painting. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML

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All in a day's work!

By Joshtodon - 21/08/2018 22:00

Today, I was unloading tile boxes out of my pickup truck into this lady's garage. As I grabbed the last 50-pound box, a passing bird shat on my forehead. Green ooze ran down my whole face. FML

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leary96 15

Friday 13 June 2014 19:21

Now they are all abstract and speak of societies crappy expectations.

martin8337 35

Friday 13 June 2014 19:21

So sorry to hear that.

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justmeCee 16

Saturday 14 June 2014 10:37

That sucks OP. FYL. I feel your pain. One time my cat tore through a canvas painting that I was working on. I re-did it though and it turned out even better, but still sad. You might want to get a screen for your window to keep the pigeons and whatever else out. Good luck, OP.

wvcheesehead 13

Saturday 14 June 2014 13:21

Time for pigeon pie.

cuddlefishtate 2

Saturday 14 June 2014 19:22

HOW THE **** DO YOU KNOW THAT PIGEON WAS LONELY?!?!?!? HUH?!???!?

Ishilied 11

Sunday 15 June 2014 0:33

Usually when one of my project are ruined (cats or clumsiness), I try to find a way to turn it into something else. For instance, you could remove the struts from the canvas, work them into a human figure, and shape the canvas into a dress. Maybe use some of the pigeons feathers if it left any. It does hurt when something you've been pouring yourself into is changed so drastically, but it's always better to make something out of it instead of scrapping it.