Health: Today, and for the last week, I've resorted to driving myself...

By TheDumper - 21/06/2012 10:02 - United States - Chandler

Today, and for the last week, I've resorted to driving myself to the nearest corner store to take my daily dump. I'm doing this because I recently moved in with my boyfriend, and I'm afraid he'll be disgusted at how often I clog the toilet. FML

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Thursday 21 June 2012 16:07

And you plan on doing this for how long...?

jakk_mehoff 4

Thursday 21 June 2012 16:10

if ur taking that big of a dump maybe its time to change your diet

Comments

cuteerica710 9

Friday 22 June 2012 4:26

You shouldnt be moved in together if you're not comfortable with him knowing the fact that you poop

StephLovesYouuxo 1

Friday 22 June 2012 4:32

Umm if he loves you he won't care. Besides, if it's that big ..change your diet maybe? Cause that's kinda gross

yessirre 4

Friday 22 June 2012 4:37

Dirrrrtttyyy

Rick_E_Fresh 0

Friday 22 June 2012 4:45

Ever heard of Benefiber?

irishbadluck 6

Friday 22 June 2012 5:13

I actually laughed out loud.

SrakaSrakasta 20

Friday 22 June 2012 8:21

What the hell is wrong with american toilets and plumbing?? I have never in my life heard of anyone in my country clogging a toilet just by taking a shit, ffs