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By wtf - 17/02/2016 21:38 - United States - Clovis
Today, after telling a girl she could come over whenever she needed just to be nice because she is having marital problems, the past 3 days I have woken up with her in my house, sitting in my living room. All my doors are locked, I have no idea how she keeps getting in.