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Today, after running late for work, my boss called me into his office and asked me why I was wearing a uniform shirt that said Amanda. My name is Rob. Amanda is my fiancé, who works for the same organization at a different location. Employees are prohibited from dating each other. FML

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SoonFired 0

Wow, my first FML post. It's actually a government organization, dating is prohibited because of "Conflict of Interest." We are close to the same size physically. We both wear the middle of road medium size. In all reality, its our last names on the shirt, but it still sucks.

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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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monkeyspark 6

Even when they work in different locations? Thats odd.

ckh 0

that's stupid, IMO. your workplace should have no say in your personal life, assuming your personal life doesn't interfere with your work.

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innocentbystande 0

If she is your fiancée, wouldn't they be finding out eventually, once you guys get married ... ?

SoonFired 0

Nope. I only have a few months left of obligated service, then I done with them.

MrCanoe 5

Well i'm thinking the "no employee dating policy" might just be in regards to employee's working at the same store. It wouldn't make sense to ban employee's who work at different locations from dating

wuteva 0

at least you both are at dif locs..

jonny2x4 0

How do you fit in each other's clothes. Either you are a really skinny dude or she's a really big chick, just sayin'. Anyway, I think those anti-fraternization rules suck. The company just wants to avoid sexual harrassment suits. Good for you to leave this shithole of a company once you marry her.

scarlett29 0

I agree with #57.

AmericaPie 0

That's what you get for dating that stupid ****.

foryoublue94 0

How can a company tell you who to date? Those "no dating" rules are the dumbest I've ever heard of.

helios_rex 0

Now, this is what a legitimate FML should look like. Pics of Amanda please.

wraith1988 0

they cant enforce that crap if they try and fire u go to the labor board

Romex 0

YDI for : Being stupid, not properly getting your butt ready to go to work on time, having an at-work personality that your boss won't do you a solid, not being significantly larger than your girl (you two look cute together when you wear matching clothes outside of work too I bet), for uttering the words "Look Twins", again for uttering those same words when taking your shirts off, for saying them again when you see you have the same underoos on, and again when the roos come off.