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Today, after running late for work, my boss called me into his office and asked me why I was wearing a uniform shirt that said Amanda. My name is Rob. Amanda is my fiancé, who works for the same organization at a different location. Employees are prohibited from dating each other. FML

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SoonFired 0

Wow, my first FML post. It's actually a government organization, dating is prohibited because of "Conflict of Interest." We are close to the same size physically. We both wear the middle of road medium size. In all reality, its our last names on the shirt, but it still sucks.

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monkeyspark 6

Even when they work in different locations? Thats odd.

ckh 0

that's stupid, IMO. your workplace should have no say in your personal life, assuming your personal life doesn't interfere with your work.

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Contra 0

Could it not just be an ex-worker who left? They never got round to throwing out the shirt? They can't disprove that one.

mxrcr 0

YDI for having a girls body

FerSureBomb 0

You could have told him that you're in the process of becoming of woman...

mmm144 1

that's really sad that u fit in your fiances shirt. either you have the body of a woman, or your fiance has the boy of a man. HAHH

gisii1988 0

nobody usually reads the last comments.... however my first reaction was.... whoa u fit into ur girl's clothe!!!! hmmmm

gisii1988 0

nobody usually reads the last comments.... however my first reaction was.... whoa u fit into ur girl's clothe!!!! hmmmm

plexico 4

My guess is that Amanda has huge **** and Rob has ginormous manboobs. That's how they fill out the same shirt!

DRY0YRD 0

Say Amanda is your sister or something.

LilaBear 2

shoulda said it was your sister or something.

kubagami 0

lol, I don't know what's worse that you where gonna get in trouble for dating an employee or that you can fit into your girlfriends shirt.

SoonFired 0

Yeah I didn't want to give out my last name of Jenkins. Sorry. And yes this post is untrue.