Anonymous
United States
Today, after running late for work, my boss called me into his office and asked me why I was wearing a uniform shirt that said Amanda. My name is Rob. Amanda is my fiancé, who works for the same organization at a different location. Employees are prohibited from dating each other. FML
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monkeyspark 6
Even when they work in different locations? Thats odd.
ckh 0
that's stupid, IMO. your workplace should have no say in your personal life, assuming your personal life doesn't interfere with your work.
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stereopump 0
1 coming after 49 FAIL
allocomrade 0
soooooooo...lie
uberkrissy 0
Better question: Why is your fiance the same size as you? Oh, BTW, just say she's your cousin or something and you were staying with her.
triplethreat13 0
you and your fiancée are the same size?that's...a little weird. but the reason employees aren't allowed to date is because if something happens and they have a hard breakup, it could affect their ability to work together. so if you work at different locations, the rule typically wouldn't apply.
bds0688 0
Holy balls some people here are ******* stupid. Chicks have these things called **** that kind of take up space in a shirt that on a guy, would just sag. And again, work uniforms are loose and not really meant to be shapely. So, unless she is miss petite and he's a linebacker like I am sure 99 percent of the people here will say they are, they can very well fit in each others clothes. Dumbfucks.
ram7_fml 0
I have this same problem...except me n my boyfriend work at the same store!
Neferria 0
So... what did you tell your boss?
roflsauce 0
How can they tell you what to do outside of work?
AshleyRose784 0
you and your girl fit the same size shirt?
Endymion_fml 0
IS this just an American thing? Trying to control what two consenting adults do outside of work hours?
plexico 4
Yes. And, like obesity, we are going to export it to the rest of the world! Look out, world, pretty soon you'll all be bloated fatties under the 24/7 control of "the man."
SimpleSimon 0
**** that, I'm shooting myself. Wait, I can't they banned handguns here...
TheKitsune 0
They can't actually LEGALLY prohibit that especially if you are working at different locations. So if either or both of you get fired for that reason SUE SUE SUE
plexico 4
SimpleSimon, No worries, mate, I just send you one of mine. I won't miss it. Here everyone has dozens of unregistered and unregulated handguns. If you do decide that life is worthwhile, look out for the next big American export: it's an egregious abortion of taste, decency and art called The Jonas Brothers. When that fat turd rolls up on your shores, you will again crave the sweet release of death.