Intimacy and Health: Today, after reflecting over my sex life, I realised at 28 I've... - FML

By Anonymous - 23/08/2018 14:00 - Australia - The Gap

Today, after reflecting over my sex life, I realised at 28 I've been sexually active for 12 years. Despite trying everything with my 4 partners over the years, masturbation, and going to a gynaecologist, I've still never had an orgasm. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 23 August 2018 7:42

They don’t really exist. They’re just a hoax invented by men to make you think there’s something in it for you when you **** us.

raven_of_azarath 34

Thursday 23 August 2018 7:40

I have the same problem, and it’s definitely not anybody else’s fault. Studies have shown that 10-15% of women never experience an ******. You might just fall into that category. It could also be depression or anxiety, which also inhibit the ability to have an ******. The best thing to do would be to talk to your OB/GYN.

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Ashpie 7

Monday 22 October 2018 6:53

I have been active for two and a half and I can’t even enjoy sex, let alone ******.

Silver Kitsune 5

Thursday 13 June 2019 4:54

I’ve been there!!! You’ll find it. About 75 percent of all women never reach ****** from intercourse alone -- that is without the extra help of sex toys, hands or tongue. And 10 to 15 percent never climax under any circumstances Maybe toys are your thing

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