Today, after my first day at work at a local daycare, I found out that I'm not entitled to breaks because I'm the only worker there who doesn't smoke. My boss asked me, ''What do you need a break for?'' FML
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iAmPaul 49
Report him. You're just as entitled to a break as everyone else.
TanzWolf 26
That's just sad...
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Comments (179)
LH_FIRE_22 12
We reported my boss and he have us, the people who don't smoke, "cell phone breaks" we clock out and can do whatever we won't for a half hour. It's awesome! Haha
Glasshoney 9
Illegal
FateIsBlissful 4
Get an ecig no nicotine.
Twotlet_Sprekle 5
Why does so many people at a daycare smoke?
JokersHQ 21
Legally if you work more than 4 hours they have to give you a break. (It may be different per state but hope the info helps)
Morgansmom1118 0
In MA where I am i believe it's over 5 hours...that's messed up though. I'm a smoker, and I don't believe that you shouldn't get a break to go out side for a little fresh air, or sit down for 5/10 mins
FlinkeMeisje 5
I guess he thinks that non-smokers don't have bladders. Or bowels.
bleedingglitter 24
Ugh that happened to me when I worked at a nursing home. We were always understaffed and the everyone else got breaks so they could take out the residents who smoked so they could smoke with them. Ridiculous. I tried complaining to my boss and she literally left in the middle of me telling her to take a smoke break too.
JupiterPainon 17
That's illegal they have to legally give you a break
MBrabs1996 22
I don't know about Ireland but where I am in Connecticut, you're required a 10-15 minute break for every couple of hours and if you work six or more hours you get a 30 minute break.