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By WronglySad619 - 26/01/2011 10:31 - United States

Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 23:00 - United States - New York

Today, I told my boss that my grandma died to get a day off work, but then my grandma showed up at the office looking for me because she wanted to go shopping. FML

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By Me - 03/06/2013 05:32 - United States - Homer Glen

Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML

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By ubbernoob - 05/03/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said, "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML

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By SadPuppy - 22/05/2013 07:14 - United States

Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2020 17:00

Today, I found out that my grandmother desecrated my grandfather's grave. 14 years after his death, she dug up his body and had him cremated so that she could sell his plot back to the cemetery for money. I was the one who found out so I had to tell the rest of the family. FML

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You deserved it 204

By depresso - 13/03/2009 05:30 - Canada

Today, I found an obituary clipping on my kitchen table. It was for my grandpa. No one told me he died. FML

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By good job bf - 11/01/2013 04:06 - United States - Southampton

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML

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By Jonnyboo - 29/08/2009 12:13 - United States

Today, I found out I was getting a new bed for my room. Then find out it was my great-grandmother's. The one she died in. FML

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You deserved it 2 798

By carebear1228 - 01/07/2014 17:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML

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You deserved it 4 765

By Anonymous - 21/08/2015 16:07 - United States - San Leandro

Today, after months of taking care of my grandma after a surgery, the doctors gave her a clean bill of health and I finally got to sleep in my own bed. She passed away while I was at home. FML

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DahkLohd 4

Wednesday 26 January 2011 16:05

So, be happy that she didn't die?

TryptamineDreame 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 16:17

LOL "I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML" woooow

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cwl727 32

Friday 18 April 2014 0:26

Was somebody playing a trick on you and they told you that your grandmother died?

CoriCat 25

Tuesday 29 April 2014 0:41

That's actually really selfish. I understand how painful a lived ones death can be, but making everyone else change big plans because you're upset is wrong..

numbr1girl 9

Tuesday 30 June 2015 18:15

Why would you make your girlfriend cancel her birthday party that was incredibly stupid

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 22 August 2015 16:50

Making her cancel her party is selfish.

MissPix_fml 4

Friday 30 October 2015 2:59

Right what a prick! You made her cancel her big birthday party. Just because you would have been miserable doesn't mean she needs to be as well.

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Same thing different taste

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