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By Anonymous - 17/09/2017 04:30

Today, after storing it for a year, driving it 750 miles to a new home, and waiting a week for a wall mount to come in, I was ready to hang the hand-painted, decorative window my brother gave me. The chain snapped as I picked it up and it shattered when it hit the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2017 08:00 - Australia - Camberwell

Today, the framed memorabilia that I spent $195 on last week came crashing to the floor. It was on my wall for less than 2 hours. The picture is torn and the glass is shattered, but at least the frame is alright. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2022 10:00

Today, I proudly put on display the custom clock I'd spent 3 months building from scratch. It struck the hour and promptly fell off the wall, breaking my wife’s antique vase that she'd inherited from her great nana. FML

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By Rhianna - 22/11/2009 04:05 - Australia

Today, I was babysitting my younger brother while my parents were away. I turned my back on my brother for one minute and then I heard a huge crash from their room. He had somehow destroyed a family heirloom and 200 year-old clock. FML

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By fuck gangnam style in the anus - 20/10/2012 22:48 - United States - Stevenson Ranch

Today, I purchased a brand new television. Not long after the professional who hung it on my wall left, it came crashing down on my hardwood floor. I'm now left with a busted TV, a tear in my living room wall, and a severely drained bank account. FML

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By anonymous - 27/11/2011 00:12 - United States

Today, after spending hours putting up our tree and decorating it, it fell over and shattered the glass ornaments. FML

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By fuck you btichass cuntshit - 20/08/2015 16:18 - United States - Shelburne

Today, I accidentally dropped and shattered my small bathroom mirror. My sister came to see what was going on, took one look at the shattered mirror, and said, "About time you put it out if its misery." FML

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By "ztodaro" - 18/08/2017 20:00

Today, I bought a new bike from a sporting goods store. I secured the bike in the back seat and slammed the door shut, but I didn't pay close enough attention to the placement of the handlebars. I had to return the bike to pay for the shattered window. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2023 12:00

Today, after a full year of work getting my house decorated, it was finally finished. I stepped back from the last painted wall to admire it and my neighbour on the other side of the wall, who was doing some decorating of his own, drilled too far and punched his drill bit right through the wall. FML

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By nicrus - 15/09/2016 20:13 - Norway

Today, my girlfriend and her mother bought a hanger for my $2000 guitar as a birthday present. They wanted to surprise me by hanging it on the wall. They screwed it upside down, so before I came home it fell off and my guitar broke. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 03:59 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my dad told me it would be fine to use the mounting tape he'd bought to place paintings up in my newly painted room. I did, but after deciding I wanted to move a painting and pulling it off the wall, the wall came with it. Back to square one. FML

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Tripartita 44

Sunday 17 September 2017 9:59

No worries; you can always buy a new chain! Bit odd that it shattered, though…

arioch_fml 20

Sunday 17 September 2017 5:53

Sorry Op, that sucks, guess your window of opportunity closed.

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Lisa McComb 10

Friday 8 September 2017 11:42

I hope you're okay!

Little Richard 11

Sunday 17 September 2017 5:46

Can you get a refund on the mount?

tonyfan00 38

Sunday 17 September 2017 5:52

Oh, SNAP!

arioch_fml 20

Sunday 17 September 2017 5:53

Sorry Op, that sucks, guess your window of opportunity closed.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 17 September 2017 7:29

Really?!?!? Or are you pulling my chain? Oh, snap!

tonyfan00 38

Sunday 17 September 2017 22:01

Figures I beat you to it, but everybody ignores mine...

Tripartita 44

Sunday 17 September 2017 9:59

No worries; you can always buy a new chain! Bit odd that it shattered, though…

coyotefox 25

Monday 18 September 2017 0:55

I've missed seeing you around!!

Tripartita 44

Monday 18 September 2017 6:13

Cheers!

ARISKomuniszt 24

Sunday 17 September 2017 10:43

At least you now have a jigsaw puzzle to complete...

Lobby_Bee 17

Sunday 17 September 2017 14:49

Is that why they call it window pain?

Regulate 21

Sunday 17 September 2017 19:49

Sorry to see this. Sentimental things hurt.

dexter420 21

Friday 22 September 2017 9:57

I cant believe you picked it up by the chain. Sorry lady

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