Today, after celebrating my birthday yesterday, getting really drunk, I woke up naked in the bathroom at my girlfriend's house. Why did I wake up? Her father walked in. FML
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littmild 0
The party wasn't at my girlfriends house, no.. Can't imagine why people think he would be pissed, it's just incredibly funny, and something we could laugh about for years. This is actually my first time posting anything here, the first time I've ever read comments, and I have to say I'm quite shocked how many people who misundertands this website. Like people who thinks you post things like this to get sympathy, or this ongoing debate on my alcohol consumption. I can't actually believe that there is people in this world who doesn't have more important things to do. Why isn't FML filled with "Today, I didn't have anything else to do than post negative comments on FML. FML." I feel a burden has been lifted off my shoulders, people! I felt a bit stupid for what I've done, but now I know I have a long way to go to beat some of you. And yes, I look good naked. Unfortunatly I was wearing socks that made me look rather fat.
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livingdeadgirl9 0
bahaha. Well I was just thinking that if he's a cool guy, it'd be something to laugh at. I know a dad that's like that. He tells people about his wild days and laughs about other peoples wild days. Just remember, despite all the negativity on this site, you feel better now that you told someone. AND it was your BIRTHDAY! you do what you want on your birthday!
1800getalife 0
metroid slayer you need to call the number on my username
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chelseyD 0
I hate when people ask questions in their FMLs
WTFLMFAOFML 0
STFU GET A LIFE SNICKERDOODLES
livingdeadgirl9 0
well i'm not about to die, or kill anyone. I think that's probably a bad thing. haha especially when I have a future. :P
LmFaO4realz 0
thts disturbing on so many levels. I love it! =]
doritafml 0
well shit happens when you're drunk. Sometimes we cannot control ourselves.. Hope the father accepted the thing that you were drunk and forgets about this..!
EmmyGrangerDC 0
how are you still alive????
kennethnorway 0
Da hadde jeg blirr Grønn !
PlasmaVirus 4
y u no drink juice?
samanthahaha 9
Atleast you woke up at your girlfriends and not another girls house :)