PumaPounce
Butler, United States
Today, after being forced to take my little sister trick-or-treating, we had the cops called on us twice. She thought it would be funny to tell all the people giving out candy that I'd been following her around and that she had no idea who I was, and that she was scared of me. FML
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littlem91 29
I can't decide if your little sister is a total idiot, or an evil genius child.
redrose_rocker 12
I think after the first time I would have taken the little brat home.
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LunaKitsune 19
I'm sorry and hope you tell you're little sister a joke like that,is not ok and could get you in big truble. Hope you tell you're parents or parent what she did. My little brother thot it would be fun two call the cops and hang up over and over he thot hanging up would not count as calling.A cop was over and my little brother did not want two get in truble so,he toled the cop I was hiting him with a stick,I never did that two him the cop then,talked two me and he sed he was going two call my mom who was at work and my school,he never did tho.So I do know how you're feeling.
DocBastard 40
How did you get through primary school? Let's see here: your trouble your thought to thought to trouble told hitting to to said to Your point is fine, but there's no excuse for that. None.
mFUNdo21 17
I never thought reading would hurt so much...
horneyhic 15
Did u hit him with a stick after that? Might as well make it true if your gonna get shit for it anyway
DenBriZel 31
Why is there so many unneeded commas. And what's with no spaces in by them? Did you vomit on your keyboard?
Epikouros 32
Don't be such a nerd, Doc, she doesn't need to spell perfectly, she's a tattoo artist.
Enslaved 38
I remember watching "Ink Master" where the tattoo artist misspelt "Corinthians". Attention to details is key in that line of work. :P
raeepressley 12
My boyfriend is a tattoo artist and he has better grammar and punctuation skills...
willou35_fml 13
hahaha
raeepressley 12
Also, I can tell that he didn't hit you with the grammar stick... Maybe he should have...
gc327072 31
Dat gramer doe
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
13- We have the top researchers at the Pentagon trying to decode what the **** you just said!
sexysaltshaker 11
Never take her again.
Sandsh8rk 36
Your sister needs a time-out. Although she'll probably troll her way out of that one too.
PumaPounce 15
She's 14 haha I don't think a time out would have done anything
radiohaley 14
why is she still trick or treating in the first place if she's 14? that's a little too old in my opinion. if kids that are older than elementary school age come to my house asking for candy I tell them they are too old and I only give candy to little kids.
pandalover69 26
Well that's a little mean. Middle schoolers want candy too.
radiohaley 14
wanting candy is fine ..go buy some. which is why I said IN MY OPINION if you are older than elementary school age you are too old to go trick or treating. everyone is allowed to have an opinion. if yoh wish to hand out candy to older children/go trick or treating yourself that is your decision, I do not.
hatemyluck 15
That's mean. College students want candy too.
Sandsh8rk 36
Thanks for replying OP! Yeah, a time out for a 14 year old would be pretty useless. I thought she was younger :P
perdix 31
Tell her the story of "The Boy Who Cried 'Wolf'". When the real child molester attacks, the cops will ignore that stupid brat who's just pranking her sister again.
mekoveya 10
I'm curious OP, did your sister feel like she was old enough to go on her own? Sorry she was such a brat. As awful as it was, I hope, 20 years from now, that this is something you can both look back on and laugh at.
Rainhawk94 27
On her own? No. With her friends? Yes
PumaPounce 15
She planned this she even begged me to take her.
mekoveya 10
Wow, she really is evil. Good luck!
suri23 11
A psychopath in the making?
EvilLittleMan 23
When she's old enough to car date secretly whisper to her suitors that she's packing a snake and grapes. And remember, not just once, twice on two totally separate occasions.
DenBriZel 31
What the hell is car dating?
Enslaved 38
Prostitution in a car?
MIKE_MAN_88 4
Hey
xxmollyxx 25
Hello.
cryssycakesx3 23
hi
KeXu 6
only two households called the cops?
YourMom80 5
Your sister is awesome! Your parents can be proud of at least one child, her, that's funny as hell, she's going places!
PumaPounce 15
Yea Jail.