Today, after a haircut, I walked to the cash register, handed the hairdresser a $20 bill and said, "Keep the change." He looked at me with a blank expression and replied, "The haircut costs 25 dollars." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled, and said, "Well, now you'll need a hat." FML
Today, I went to a different hairdresser than usual to get 5 inches off my hair and bangs. He ended up charging me half price, saying, "Don't worry, we all make mistakes." FML
Today, I paid $50 for a haircut. Halfway through, I realized the hairdresser was drunk. FML
Today, I went to go get a haircut and I asked how much it was for a haircut, shampoo, and a blow job. I meant to say blow dry. FML
Today, I went to the hairdresser on a spur of the moment decision to get a quick wash and cut. Forty-five painful minutes and $180 later, I honestly don't know if anything was actually done to my hair. FML
Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML
Today, my 19-year-old daughter got a haircut. When I asked her if she tipped the hairdresser, she looked at me in horror and asked, "You’re supposed to tip hairdressers?" FML
Today, I was working at Tim Hortons. A lady was in line, and she couldnt make up her mind. 20 minutes later she finally decided to get something, and she reached in her pocket. I was hoping it was a tip, but she gave me a coupon for a haircut. FML
Today, a lady handed me a $10 tip on a $45 bill. I was happy with it, since it was more than 20%, until she came back in and said, "I'm sorry I gave you the wrong amount." I handed it back to her and then she gave me a dollar. FML
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slooby_fml 25
At least you tried to be nice. Good for you
nix1993 41
"... Fine then, don't keep the change"
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alicealiveordead 13
cheap ******
buteh 2
I hate how people rarely bother to check how much their getting costs
Bluepies 24
I hate it when businesses don't clearly state their prices until it's too late not to pay.
xgetxbentx 13
Ehh I gotta go ydi, you should wait for them to ring you up before you tip. I'm going into cosmetology and it's not a high paying job unless you make it big. Similar to a waitress, tips are really needed 15-20% is standard. Even at low quality places like cost cutters.
legendxs 20
LoL man. Buy yourself a hair trimmer. It will save you 25 bucks hundreds of times. And why a simple haircut costs so much?
AirborneCleric 12
I cut my own hair too. Just set the razor to 3 and have at it.
Futacy 30
Then don't say anything, lol
Raum 19
YDI for not finding out how much it is beforehand. Why would you do that?
chololatino 13
Wow that must suck not carrying enough cash!!! :/
joopjoop 19
pretty much the same thing happened to me before -_- i was so embarassed
BlissfulLiss 18
The same thing happened to me except it was pizza...I still tipped him.