Today, after a haircut, I walked to the cash register, handed the hairdresser a $20 bill and said, "Keep the change." He looked at me with a blank expression and replied, "The haircut costs 25 dollars." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled, and said, "Well, now you'll need a hat." FML
Today, I went to a different hairdresser than usual to get 5 inches off my hair and bangs. He ended up charging me half price, saying, "Don't worry, we all make mistakes." FML
Today, I paid $50 for a haircut. Halfway through, I realized the hairdresser was drunk. FML
Today, I went to go get a haircut and I asked how much it was for a haircut, shampoo, and a blow job. I meant to say blow dry. FML
Today, I went to the hairdresser on a spur of the moment decision to get a quick wash and cut. Forty-five painful minutes and $180 later, I honestly don't know if anything was actually done to my hair. FML
Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML
Today, my 19-year-old daughter got a haircut. When I asked her if she tipped the hairdresser, she looked at me in horror and asked, "You’re supposed to tip hairdressers?" FML
Today, I was working at Tim Hortons. A lady was in line, and she couldnt make up her mind. 20 minutes later she finally decided to get something, and she reached in her pocket. I was hoping it was a tip, but she gave me a coupon for a haircut. FML
Today, a lady handed me a $10 tip on a $45 bill. I was happy with it, since it was more than 20%, until she came back in and said, "I'm sorry I gave you the wrong amount." I handed it back to her and then she gave me a dollar. FML
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Top comments
slooby_fml 25
At least you tried to be nice. Good for you
nix1993 41
"... Fine then, don't keep the change"
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Comments (133)
KiddoKS 19
"I pulled too much forward while cutting my bangs and gave myself a mullet" Is that you?
joleigh 6
I'm a hair dresser and would never charge that much for only a cut! But where you live determines a lot on how much you charge. Also if you're in an area where you have shitty tippers, up charging the cost makes up for it.
Fernando83 19
How much is it at your salon?
joleigh 6
$14 but I also live in a small town in the south. If I charged any more I probably would be out of a job
iLoveCookiezz 12
That must've been embarrassing.
worldclassrager 41
Then give thirty and then the tip is included...
muckluck 8
A nice fail at trying to be cool
beclaurela 18
You're an idiot. That's all.
captainObviously 15
You deserve it for paying $25 a haircut
DorkAlert 10
25 bucks for a hair cut DANG Ive never paid that much before. I am also a guy but even the professional place I go to sometimes instead of fantastic sams isn't that much.
KiddoKS 19
At least you have a good sense of humor about it. I'm cheap too, but My X chromosomes are missing the "hair stylist" gene, so I've gotta leave it to the pros :)
dino223 6
No drama there op, the fault is the hairdresser failing to communicate a price with you correctly, I my self have argued over £4.95 in price on the principal the sign said 15 I got to the pin pad he tried putting in 19.95