Today, after a haircut, I walked to the cash register, handed the hairdresser a $20 bill and said, "Keep the change." He looked at me with a blank expression and replied, "The haircut costs 25 dollars." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled, and said, "Well, now you'll need a hat." FML
Today, I went to a different hairdresser than usual to get 5 inches off my hair and bangs. He ended up charging me half price, saying, "Don't worry, we all make mistakes." FML
Today, I paid $50 for a haircut. Halfway through, I realized the hairdresser was drunk. FML
Today, I went to go get a haircut and I asked how much it was for a haircut, shampoo, and a blow job. I meant to say blow dry. FML
Today, I went to the hairdresser on a spur of the moment decision to get a quick wash and cut. Forty-five painful minutes and $180 later, I honestly don't know if anything was actually done to my hair. FML
Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML
Today, my 19-year-old daughter got a haircut. When I asked her if she tipped the hairdresser, she looked at me in horror and asked, "You’re supposed to tip hairdressers?" FML
Today, I was working at Tim Hortons. A lady was in line, and she couldnt make up her mind. 20 minutes later she finally decided to get something, and she reached in her pocket. I was hoping it was a tip, but she gave me a coupon for a haircut. FML
Today, a lady handed me a $10 tip on a $45 bill. I was happy with it, since it was more than 20%, until she came back in and said, "I'm sorry I gave you the wrong amount." I handed it back to her and then she gave me a dollar. FML
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Top comments
slooby_fml 25
At least you tried to be nice. Good for you
nix1993 41
"... Fine then, don't keep the change"
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Comments (133)
SpiceyRainbowz 7
I hope you had more money on you :p
clemsi 20
What happens if he doesn'thave anymore money ? Do. they sweep up the hair they cut off and glue it back onto his head?
clemsi 20
forgive the odd period an miss space between the words. ..stupid phone keyboard
ThatWasAwk 5
See I was just thinking... Stupid commenter...
melody91 8
Well that's a hairy situation
Googolman 29
I'd think the opposite.
clumsycarolyn 17
"Well... Fine you don't get to keep my change, thank you very much"
sierraaaa 15
Still not quite sure why this is an FML, oh well, little shit like this happens. Maybe next time check the price before sitting down in the chair? Hope the haircut was worth it :)
Scoiattolo 10
And this is a FML (and got posted) because...
Enslaved 38
Apparently hairdresser vs barber means, "Holy shit! That costed me twice as much for the exact same fade!"
TheDrifter 24
Yup, and a hairdresser just stares at you if you ask them for a shave and shape. Barber shops are a great thing for men, but too many of us think they are just hairdressers for men.
Enslaved 38
I joke that barber shops are a poorer man's night club. One that they all gather around to hang out and talk b.s.(: There's a place near my house that a guy can get a fade and shave (with hot towels on your face) for only $12! My guy gets his cut at least once every 3 to 4 weeks so it can add up price wise over time.
perdix 31
#27, you should definitely avoid a "stylist" and a "tonsorial artiste." And if you encounter an "image consultant," run away!!!
jstorie95 8
Dang I get mine cut for eight
ravenrb34 2
I cut mine on my own...
JennNoVa 8
No offense but you should have asked the price of a cut before getting it. And seriously, expecting to pay $20 (tip included) for a haircut these days? LMAO!
Grayness_ 26
Lmfao !!! That happened to me once I was at a restaurant tho. It cost $30 and I gave him $31. Thinking it was $25. Lmao.
iteenlovequotes 19
$25 for a haircut? I go to super cuts man.... $12
Lam559 1
imo super cuts sucks. its a family salon not a barber shop. fine for those that want a simple cut though.