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By Tag - 31/08/2013 04:30 - Australia - Perth

Today, a woman screamed at me for five minutes, demanding to know how long I'd been having an affair with her husband. I explained for the second time that she'd dialed a wrong number. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2012 17:00 - United States

Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML

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By TabbiNicole - 15/07/2011 11:38 - United States

Today, I had a woman accuse me of trying to steal her husband over the phone, just because I called and asked for him. I'm an interviewer. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 17:39 - United States

Today, I took a call. Wrong number. A few seconds later, they called back and I told her that she had the wrong number. She said she just hit redial and didn't understand how she got me again. I tried to explain how redial works. She called me a moron and hung up. Then my phone rang again. FML

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Please don't go

By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 23:08 - United States

Today, a girl called me, asking for one of her friends. She wouldn't believe me when I told her she had the wrong number, and I spent a few minutes convincing her she did. After a while she said, "What the fuck?" and hung up. That was the longest conversation I had with a girl in months. FML

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By scumbag - 05/11/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML

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Chill out Deborah

By Anonymous - 17/03/2013 11:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was outside at a café when I looked at my phone. As I did, a woman halfway across the patio started screaming at me, demanding I tell her who I was texting and why. She then sprinted over, furious at me for apparently badmouthing her to somebody. All I did was check the time. FML

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By lostintellct - 11/05/2009 04:46 - United States

Today, I had a hour long conversation with someone I apparently was friends with a few years ago. I couldn't remember who he was for the life of me, so I just played along. Finally, I told him I didn't remember him. He had the wrong number. I had a long conversation with a wrong number. FML

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By married and hates - 19/12/2010 18:51 - United States

Today, I got a call from an ex, demanding to know why my Facebook relationship status was set as married. I got married a few months ago, and I quietly explained this to her. My wife overheard and now thinks I've been cheating all along. FML

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By Nykole McAllister - 15/09/2018 17:30 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML

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Who are you?

By shannon - 02/04/2021 20:59

Today, I asked my coworker for her name. She screamed at me because apparently I'd already asked her 5 times before. I have no memory of any of it. FML

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Nolimit2217 32

Saturday 31 August 2013 12:36

Next time just make up a number of years.

Wizardo 33

Saturday 31 August 2013 12:45

Next time play some gunshot sounds, scream and hang up. That'll show her...

Comments

Mat35 8

Saturday 31 August 2013 15:26

Prank dial.com

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 31 August 2013 15:53

Just ignore the phone calls...see what that does...but really it's not a surprise her husband have a incorrect number or she got the wrong number/name from the phone book...

kogeld 9

Saturday 31 August 2013 16:03

Oh god thats horrible, but funny!

ptrep17 2

Saturday 31 August 2013 19:36

It happened to me as well years ago, after like the 20th call, I was sick of it and was about as crude and rude describing things we did together. Even if I had never met his ex, EVER, I went on and on, he never called again. Maybe he should have listened after the first 50 times I told him he had the wrong number but nimrod didn't. P

SaintJimmy21 19

Saturday 31 August 2013 20:01

was it the same woman both times?

MontvaleMayhem 11

Saturday 31 August 2013 20:52

It's the best friend, just keeping it real! *Most of you are probably too young for that Chappelle skid.

turtlesarerad14 13

Sunday 1 September 2013 1:24

That happened to me the other day! the lady accused me of messing around with her husband because she saw a photo of us at Starbucks on Instagram.. I'm fifteen, hate Starbucks, and live several states away..

WelcomeToAndale 13

Sunday 1 September 2013 1:47

I don't know how FMLs like this get published - somebody 'screamed' at you for FIVE MINUTES after dialing a wrong number TWICE - oh my god, woe is you!