By beatenbyabum - 12/06/2009 20:45 - United States

Today, a man came up to me at the bus stop. He went into this long story about how his girlfriend is pregnant and they both haven't eaten in days. Trying to be tough and funny I said back, "sounds like you should invest in condoms instead of food." He responded by beating and robbing me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 516
You deserved it 88 788

beatenbyabum tells us more.

Hello Folks, I'm the OP. Because of the character limit I couldn't get in all the information so I just left the guts of it. The hobo that attacked me is a guy who's come up to me before and has had different stories. He's either: A vietnam vet (despite he's about 30), a broke composer, or the pregnant one. I finally had enough and decided to say something other than "Nope, no change". I don't care how malnourished anyone is, a swift kick in the nuts and you're going down on the ground. So I've now been beaten by the smelly hobo, The other people at the bus stop were helpful enough to sit there and watch me get beaten and robbed. I've reported it to the cops, so we'll see what happens. (Keep up the comments, they make me smile, even the rude one's who don't seem to notice their hypocrisy calling me a douche or a dick or whatever when all I did was pretty much the same thing. A hypocrite is a legless man who teaches track.)

Top comments

TheCookieCrumb 0

You should have just gave him a couple bucks in the first place to buy food for him and his wife and child. But you decided to be a dick, so he took beat your ass. Do you really think a starving pregnant woman and her baby is worth joking about?

A legless man teaching track isn't hypocrisy, it's irony.

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bob1124 0

YDI for not carrying. And for not beating the shit out of him. Scum like that needs to die. Letting it have more money is a disservice to humanity.

Colby_Colbert 0

LMAO good comeback but too bad ur a puss

Hmm, well, you were an ass for saying that BUT I don't think you deserved that sort of reaction. Ugh. FYL!

Beggars make my ass tired. I hope you were able to give a good description to the police and that ************ is prosecuted and convicted.

wowfmlife 0

Jandersoniii I don't even know you, but between this and some of your other ignorant comments, I can tell you are the biggest duche in the world.

this is neither FYL or YDI... good on you for saying it... not many people would...

hanic101 0

How do u people know he wasn't a druggie lying to get some money. People actullay do that. If he was telling the truth than that sucks for him but he shouldn't have beaten and robbed u. Even if what u said was pretty mean.

happygoluckyhh 0

Why the hell is everybody saying YDI? He was making a joke and the punk beats him up. The joke was true...she got knocked up by having unprotected sex and he was saying, in joke form, that they should invest in condoms if they're going to have sex. Also, as someone said, anybody that is saying he made fun of a starving pregnant woman is a dumbass. No...he did not make fun of ANYONE!!! He was saying that they should invest in condoms instead of food. They are probably both drunk acoholics on drugs that got pregnant and are rude and crazy. THEY deserve it. I feel sorry for the OP and the poor baby that is going to be raised by 2 bums. I sort-of agree with YDI, too, though, because you shouldn't have responded to a bum that was going on and on about his sex life...unless you started the conversation?!?!?

that was kind of an mean thing of you to say, no offense. i know you thought it would be funny and not mean, but joking about having a family thats starving isn't funny. you can't joke around with that kind of stuff because its serious. but honestly, you don't dserserve a beating or robbing cause of that. more a FYL then a YDI. no one deserves a beating because of this.