By dating a manchild - Denmark - Hellerup
  Today, I arranged a romantic dinner for my boyfriend. His favourite meal, fresh flowers, scented candles. Everything went beautifully, at least until he wrapped an arm around me and whispered, "Want some dick?" into my ear. Mood horrifically ruined. FML
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  22cute  |  17

148 - actually that's the only reasonable explanation I've seen here. Still, it wasn't the time. Follow through with her way once before you jump to your way.

  22cute  |  17

She expected to have sex, you morons. But she was carefully creating a romantic mood. His comment blows the mood big time.
Some guys think a girl will be seduced by him saying, "I've got a hard on!". Women are just not that simple minded.

Well, with the exception of you #101

  onlychildFTW  |  33

Blunt can be better. But really OP you Gould have known he would want sex. Romantic evenings normally mean "let's have sex to finish it off." otherwise there is no point.

  MrSassypants  |  32

32 so basically there is no point in any romantic doing unless you are getting some.

Girl-"Look at those beautiful earrings!"

Boy-"Hey they are beautiful. How about we go over to my place and you get the dick before you get the earrings?"