Today, a girl punched me square in the face, effectively leaving it with purple swellings because I called her boyfriend an "uncle". Said boyfriend IS my uncle. FML
ItsAnanya tells us more.
Hey guys! It's OP :] So most of you were confused as to why she would hit me for calling my uncle...uncle. She thought I was insulting him and making him feel old and by extension implying that SHE was old. She also blamed it on the fact that it seemed as I was trying to hit on him ? ( I'm still confused about that one ) Thank heavens my uncle puts family first. Miss.Pack-A-Punch is out of our lives for good !
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sweetbabysweet93 10
Bitches be trippin
misspulkadot24 17
Why would that even be offensive?! Who the hell finds that sexy? "Who's your uncle baby?"
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Comments (135)
damwoods 12
How dose yo uncles girlfriend not know you...? Some many other questions left unanswered .....
Ins0mau 20
Why? O.P is also a woman...
CharDee 15
Wtf?!?! That girl is crazy, she needs to listen better. On the other hand you should try enunciating better.
80skid 15
How would the name "uncle" even be an insult, regardless?
1crabbygirl 10
I have Indian friends who say it affectionately to someone who is elderly. Maybe infers that he was of old age? Cultural difference perhaps?
thehowiie 6
well that escalated quickly
yourmofo 6
Punch her in the face and make her cry uncle.
onorexveritas 23
did you tell her this?
ceenguyenx 6
Omg, she's sounds crazy! Maybe just stay away.
xs4u 13
hit her back. throw ur coffee or whatever drink u had on her and bitch the **** out of her.
Markuskacz 4
learn ji jitsu. see if she'll punch you again.