Today, a girl punched me square in the face, effectively leaving it with purple swellings because I called her boyfriend an "uncle". Said boyfriend IS my uncle. FML
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Hey guys! It's OP :] So most of you were confused as to why she would hit me for calling my uncle...uncle. She thought I was insulting him and making him feel old and by extension implying that SHE was old. She also blamed it on the fact that it seemed as I was trying to hit on him ? ( I'm still confused about that one ) Thank heavens my uncle puts family first. Miss.Pack-A-Punch is out of our lives for good !
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sweetbabysweet93 10
Bitches be trippin
misspulkadot24 17
Why would that even be offensive?! Who the hell finds that sexy? "Who's your uncle baby?"
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Comments (135)
limitedition 25
She deserves to have you call the cops on her. I can't believe how many females throw punches & otherwise behave like savages. It's insane.
eightpack007 7
Sue her
olpally 32
She's more of a **** then a bitch if she has that reaction... Completely uncalled for.
appelflap 22
Odd situations..odd situations everywhere!
skatoolaki 24
Hopefully after this, she'll no longer BE his girlfriend.
anmolm97 12
u, uncle, boyfriend, girl....something just doesnt add up!!
Panda_Shy_Haven 17
I would love to be purple. Seeing as it's my favorite color
rg350dx 29
I got a bat and some aspirin, if you want to make this thing happen.
NykesterWaltzz 20
If you're a girl I hope you slapped her back.
Thr33to16 8
So hit her back? Duhhhhh
Megan639 16
Wow...awkward situation all the way around...