Today, a girl punched me square in the face, effectively leaving it with purple swellings because I called her boyfriend an "uncle". Said boyfriend IS my uncle. FML
ItsAnanya tells us more.
Hey guys! It's OP :] So most of you were confused as to why she would hit me for calling my uncle...uncle. She thought I was insulting him and making him feel old and by extension implying that SHE was old. She also blamed it on the fact that it seemed as I was trying to hit on him ? ( I'm still confused about that one ) Thank heavens my uncle puts family first. Miss.Pack-A-Punch is out of our lives for good !
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sweetbabysweet93 10
Bitches be trippin
misspulkadot24 17
Why would that even be offensive?! Who the hell finds that sexy? "Who's your uncle baby?"
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King_paradox 22
Bitches these days
lincolnkite 6
So did she make you say uncle?
jessherself13 21
It seems like your uncle needs to find himself a girlfriend who doesn't have such a short fuse, and who will appreciate him being an uncle who is close to his niece/nephew.
chanellgymnast 17
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The last sentence makes no sense... "Said boyfriend"
Omegadolly 22
Yes it does. As in "the afore or previously mentioned boyfriend," not, "the boyfriend said something."
asb818 14
Meaning the boyfriend she previously referred to. It's acceptable grammar; nothing wrong there.
DntLookBack 29
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I don't believe English is OPs 1st language but what they meant to say is; "I said her boyfriend is MY Uncle."
ManInTheMachine 19
*slow clap*
anyoldnamewilldo 23
#32 Please go back to school. Take some English classes.
fml121785 14
32 & 19 you two should get together, buy a dictionary and some grammar books and have a sleep over and STUDY THAT SHIT!
YepThatsMeee 23
19 & 32, F your lives, F the lives of the millions of other Americans who don't master their own language, and F the lives of the rest of us who have to put up with you.
ItsAnanya 25
#58 English is my second language :] As I'm Indian, Hindi is my first language but because of my British/Australian accent it's ridiculously funny when I speak in Hindi. Also, I happen to be fluent in English ... rather than Hindi haha
trellz17 19
Some people in this world are insane
McNikk 15
I think it's more than some.
McNikk 15
Did you try telling her that before she hit you? Either way, her temper is pretty short.
gracehi 31
Punch her in the face for calling your uncle a "boyfriend." It's only fair.
akiahara 14
Not too bright, that one...
3rdbass 9
Dumb Girl used punch! It's super effective! OP is dazed and confused.
karlcolt45 19
that's my man!