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By Thegatewayslug - 20/04/2017 11:30

Today, a girl I've been talking to for a couple of weeks invited me to go see a movie with her. I drove halfway across town to meet her, but 40 mins into a 3-hour film, she started obviously fake coughing and left the theater completely. FML
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Thegatewayslug 6

I know right! She texted me after the movie to tell me she left because of the coughing but that's it. I definitely wasn't handsy at all because I met up with her just to hang out, like it wasn't a date at all, and it couldve been real coughing but it was super sudden and out of the blue so idk...

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bogolopian 12

Next time you meet someone first time, start with a coffee. It give you a chance to chat and 30 mins is enough to tell if you want to organize a movie or meal on another occasion. Maybe she hated the movie and didn't want to sit there for 3 hours as it was boring for her given she could not talk....

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chessu 21

I mean, I guess there's a possibility that she had some evil reason to play you, but it just seems odd? If she wasn't interested, why go through the effort? Has she messaged you since? Are you sure it was a fake cough? Maybe she had some other reason - e.g. period starting early or smth? It's not like she'd except to have a conversation in the cinema.. If you weren't too handsy and genuinely can't think of a reason why she would want to play you, I'd give her the benefit of the doubt.

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Clarence Gilbert 7

good yall hung out after. not to often we get updates here

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