Intimacy: Today, a friend of mine told me that he knew I was into kinky...

By i.ask.you.how. - 12/07/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, a friend of mine told me that he knew I was into kinky sex, "like getting tied up." I just stared at him, spluttering simple question words and wondering how on earth he could possibly know that about me. I then realized that he had been joking. Too late. FML

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Same thing different taste

Pervy

By textraped - 16/03/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I jokingly had kinky conversation via text message with a good guy friend. He was pretending to be a stranger and was fishing for compliments, and asked to have a foursome. Turns out, my friend lost his phone and I spent 2 hours talking to a pervert about what lingerie I was wearing. FML

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Ah yes, homophobic jokes, so funny

By Anonymous - 05/02/2021 05:01

Today, I was working at my desk when a colleague came over to my desk and said, “You loiter in gay bars”. I started having a panic attack because I thought he'd found out and would out me to my wife. Only when he began cracking up laughing did I realise it was a "joke." FML

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By Is_This_Real - 13/09/2016 02:34 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I hooked up with a friend. I expressed an interest in it becoming something more. He expressed an interest in not telling anyone and pretending it never happened. FML

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Our little secret

By Anonymous - 16/12/2022 12:00

Today, I found out that the “stranger” I’ve been confessing my kinky, dark, and disgusting fantasies to online is a friend from high school, who figured out it was me by the third sentence. Now I'm praying she has a heart. FML

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What is he hiding?

By Wtf - 04/10/2025 20:00

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he had any secret sexual fantasies and promised that I wouldn't judge him, hoping to scratch my kinky itch. He looked at me wide-eyed, yelled, "IT'S A TRAP!!" and literally sprinted out of the room. FML

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By cherry - 10/04/2009 09:43 - Australia

Today, I was fooling around with someone I had met at a club, in my room. It got really heated, and I was really getting into this guy, until he lifts up my leg and asks, "Can I lick your leg?" FML

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Self-sabotage

By Anonymous - 15/11/2016 09:20

Today, I was hanging out with a guy friend I hadn't seen for ages. The sexual tension was off the charts. We were making out and think were progressing, hands were roaming to both nether regions when I freaked out and blurted out, "But aren't we just friends?" We then sat and watched TV. FML

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BFF

By imabadperson - 06/03/2010 12:24 - United States

Today, I introduced myself as a sex addict, as a joke, to break the ice while meeting new people. One of my friends took me seriously and said he was a porn addict. He told me how happy he was that he had found someone else who had the same feelings and was so happy he could confide in me. FML

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By 13a5ic H1p5t3r - 15/08/2016 03:58 - United States - Spencer

Today, I told my best friend that I was gay and that I liked him. Turns out he's very open about the topic. Basically, he kissed me and then slapped me. I don't know what that's supposed to mean. FML

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Hit and miss

By KitCatAttack - 11/10/2020 10:06

Today, I told my close friend that I have a thing for him. His reaction? "Oh, fuck." FML

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xOpheliacx 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 16:20

So? Nothing to be ashamed of.

ChefBoy6382 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 16:31

Wanna hook up?

Comments

ydi_bitch 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 16:43

YDI for being a kinky ****

diet_otaku 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 18:36

fail.

Gavik 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 16:53

OWNED.

SiCMgt4SlipKnoT 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 17:02

YDI for being a fetishist.

miss_california 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 17:24

you must be from a really conservative community if you would freak out that much over someone knowing you're into being tied up, which is really pretty tame as far as kinky sex goes.

fizeau 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 17:25

should have asked him the same

sikanderimran 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 17:43

Are you dominant or submissive? In either case, I'm versatile. Come get some.

vidchick88 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 17:56

I am pretty sure that majority of people have the same sort of bedroom fantasies...and that they secretly have handcuffs within a ten foot radius of their bed. Most useful if they are within arms reach when spontinaeity kicks in.

bella_brasil 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 18:09

Lol happens all the time Bright side,now you got someone to talk to about it :)

pnellab 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 22:13

nice

intotheblue 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 18:18

You're probably not very good at poker, are you?

sandrasavage 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 18:37

lmfao! WIN. XD

diet_otaku 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 18:41

the question is, are you both talking about just tying your wrists to the headboard (which is like bottom-rung kinkiness) or are you into the complicated stuff like shibari?