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By Anonymous - 22/01/2011 09:03 - United States

Today, a friend and I saw some deer outside my car. Since we were both leaving for college the next day we wanted to do something memorable so we decided to chase the deer. Turns out the deer wanted to chase us too. We ran for over five minutes screaming. FML

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By JulieClaire - 11/03/2011 01:44

Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML

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By AmericanDream - 01/12/2011 05:41 - United States

Today, after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of, I saw my first, majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. FML

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By anonymous - 28/12/2016 05:07 - United States

Today, while hiking in the mountains in North Carolina, I finally got to the deer I had been tracking for almost an hour. I was watching it from about 10 feet away, and enjoying every moment. Within a few seconds, my niece yelled from across the river to ask if I had found it. It ran away. FML

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By Karaline45 - 15/12/2018 05:00

Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 19:11 - United States

Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML

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By SugarCoat - 08/06/2017 18:00

Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML

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By VtecKickIn - 17/07/2010 06:00 - United States

Today, I was driving with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 01:34 - United States

Today, I hit a deer with a rental car... which I had to rent because I hit a deer with my car last week. FML

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By dating a big bag of dicks - 13/05/2014 21:02 - United States

Today, while driving out to the countryside with my new boyfriend, we came across a deer lying in the road. It seemed badly hurt, but instead of letting me get out and make sure, my boyfriend decided to just run over its head to finish it off, then continued driving with a smirk on his face. FML

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Saturday 22 January 2011 16:19

At least you'll remember it forever.

you_failed 15

Saturday 22 January 2011 16:19

Wow! That's scary! D: But that's what you get for trying to mess with the wild you hoodlum! :P

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emilyanne123 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 15:04

LMFAO

gadgetfmllover 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 19:05

LMFAO!! And, its memorable! Problem Solved!

calliejane 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 22:17

Deer are really dangerous... it was a pretty stupid idea to chase them hopefully you didnt get hurt. if you didn't then you're pretty lucky.

Travis420 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 2:00

Now you can tell everyone that a bunch of deer chased you, serves you right disrespectin' mother nature

neuggs2 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 7:27

Ah karma

brknankls 5

Wednesday 11 May 2011 22:10

lol u should live were i live in british columbia they attak u for no reason ALL the time theres a vidio on u tube called cranbrook deer attaks dog

aliciamartinez15 11

Sunday 15 July 2012 1:26

Deer never attack me. I have now lived in bc for 16 years.

Arteesthistorian 1

Friday 24 June 2011 17:35

Deer don't chase ppl, they're skittish.... You prolly were just running scared of your shadow

neongurl98 10

Thursday 21 July 2011 4:34

that's definitely memorable!

NunoGomez 2

Wednesday 21 September 2011 13:55

And Finally 2 GAYS ARE GAY! xD Happy Ending!!!

NunoGomez 2

Wednesday 21 September 2011 14:01

What abt you CAR???? lmaooo XD

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Today, I always hated not having a boyfriend during holidays, my relatives would always ask me what was wrong with me. I'm married now and my husband always finds a way to skip holiday reunions. My relatives keep on asking me what's wrong with me. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of three years who I helped through drug rehab and find employment in my office left me for someone else. His explanation was that now that his "head is not clouded with chemicals" and he "makes decent money", he wants to settle down with someone worthy of him. FML

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Today, it’s my second week at work. I received a phone call from corporate HQ that they wanted to make our monitors wireless, so they wanted me to cut the red wire from the main monitors. I did so, and my boss walks in, furious. Turns out it was a set up to see if I’m “that gullible.” Yes, I was fired. FML

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Today, I was taking the AP Biology exam. It’s strictly timed, yet my proctor spent 30 minutes (a third of the time we have) talking about his sexual relationship with his wife, who was also proctoring. I don’t know how I did on the test, but I now know my proctor had erectile dysfunction. FML

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