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By serveandprotectyeahright - 20/11/2010 14:00 - United States

Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML

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By no, don't save me or nothing - 04/08/2013 16:53 - Canada - Woodstock

Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML

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By cool trick buddy - 01/01/2017 08:59 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I was tailgated on the highway. There was a car in the lane next to me, and my tailgater was WAY too close to risk slowing down, so I sped up in order to switch lanes, which bumped me over the speed limit. That's when my tailgater turned on the flashing lights. FML

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By Mato Fox - 16/12/2023 20:00 - Slovakia

Today, I was driving through a crossroad on the main road. A driver from the right got road rage, as I didn't let him go first. He drove past me and started brake-checking me. After that he followed me over whole city to scream and curse at me in front of my flat. I didn't break any the laws. FML

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By AmberKCole - 08/07/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML

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By Savy - 13/02/2017 12:00 - United States - Mesa

Today, I was tailgated by a car with his high beams on for an hour. Any time I changed my speed or lane, he would do the same. I finally managed to get away from him because a cop pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML

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By randinosaur - 13/03/2011 12:48 - United States

Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML

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Baited

By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 01:44 - United States

Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML

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By fouchi - 10/04/2024 07:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML

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Tailgate party

By Anonymous - 23/05/2014 22:06 - Canada - Oakville

Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML

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Saturday 20 November 2010 19:27

Wow. Seems like that cop knows the law well!

DaleksAreEpic 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 19:35

He must have been in a bad mood because he didn't get his daily donut fix.

Comments

sweet_candy_ 17

Saturday 20 November 2010 20:09

I hate when cops get away with things like that :(

Lancer_doosh 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 20:17

haha **** DA POLICE xD

sweet_candy_ 17

Saturday 20 November 2010 20:24

A guy in my math class has that tattooed on his hand.

1personinthiswor 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 21:43

sweet_candy_ He sounds majorly creepy.

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 20 November 2010 21:54

I know some one that has "Pay me Bitch" tattooed on his hand.(:

iheartglasses 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 20:20

I had a cop go 45 on the highway for no reason other than, what it seemed, to make his own parade.. No one wanted to pass him but me. Sometimes they have a bad day and feel like making people feel stupid...

Captain_Crankypa 2

Saturday 20 November 2010 20:23

Take it to court! Say the ticket resulted from you refusing to blow him!

Kiimy_fml 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 20:25

i HATE cops!!!!!! They abuse their power!! Cops suck fat DICKS!

lv426master 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 20:45

I hate it when pigs do shit like that, just to provoke you into breaking the law. I like cops, but I hate pigs.

michaelscott69 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 20:49

RAAAAAAGE!

Clover2009 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 20:52

If I remember right, that's called "baiting," which is illegal and you can take him to court over. The cop has a dash cam which (hopefully) caught most of it.

walterm 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 20:54

sounds like the cops here. 2 cops got charged with planting drugs on somebody because he slept with the cops sister. I respect law, but not who enforces it.

Cinn_fml 22

Saturday 20 November 2010 21:03

Well, I'm sure there'll be some way of getting the ticket annulled if you can prove that you weren't overtaking in a dangerous way. If you can prove he was driving in a dangerous way, that's even better. I guess trying to find some traffic cameras or something for that area would be your best bet, and getting the relevant officials to view them, but there might be better ways.

CloudEnvy 17

Saturday 20 November 2010 21:26

..Better ways? Yes! Steal a traffic camera and tape it to the roof - Kidnap a relevant official and take them with you wherever you go. Although they in themselves are criminal. Scratch that, go with Cinn's somewhat more polite and official way. There isn't much better?