Tipsy

Anon - - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I learned that while most people drunk text, I drunk clean. And by drunk clean I mean put my things away where I won't be able to find them, like my car keys. FML
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organizse 28

Solution: keep getting drunk until you clean enough of your house to find them

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Tripartita 44

Time to make a drunk videographer friend, so you'll have an account of whatever happens when you're both inebriated.

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Berber260 14

So drunkenly hide your car keys in order to not drive.be thankful.

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gracehi 31

OP didn't get mauled by a bear either, so he's got that going for him.

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themeparkjunky 6

I guess the only way to find them now is to get drunk again! ;)

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arich6210 22

I would rather get drunk and loose my keys than get drunk and use them haha

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SpawnofAthena 16

That's awesome! I clean first then get drunk :D

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purplebuggie 12

My sister does this. She once drunk cleaned up her credit card. After it was cancelled she found it under the fridge.

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Suzi_d16 27

That's not drunk cleaning, it's drunk tidying.

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