Intimacy: Timing - FML

Timing

By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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spoilt_ 15

Friday 19 November 2010 12:04

could've been worse, at least she didn't walk in on your great sex

allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 19 November 2010 12:08

Cue the "lol u guyze shud of hav a 3sum" comments from the naive 13-year-olds.

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ukulele_fml 2

Thursday 17 May 2012 6:36

Doesn't matter had sex

roryabester 8

Thursday 13 October 2016 9:13

you're never old enough to walk around naked in your significant others parents house lets just clear that up xD

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