Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
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Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
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Top comments
spoilt_ 15
could've been worse, at least she didn't walk in on your great sex
allmidnighteyes 11
Cue the "lol u guyze shud of hav a 3sum" comments from the naive 13-year-olds.
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Comments (128)
alacn 0
as many other ppl said, it's better mom than dad.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I read this through twice because the grammar is terrible. Then I gave up because YDI. If you are walking around someone else's home, you should expect to see him/her. Stop playing house and use some common sense.
lidemocr 0
well said.
jckbco 0
are you going to be a house mom at a sorority when you grow up? lose the attitude, it was funny
1personinthiswor 0
I agree with ImaginaryFoe, about the FML and the grammar. "Went to the bathroom and wait"? To wait? And waited? Pick one.
colombiancartel 0
yuhsz err agrreez hur gramar iz terrble!
melizziittaa 0
at least yu had sexxxxx
nicolas1311 0
jealous? ;)
colombiancartel 0
Candy?white van?under age? ;)
lexibabyx3 0
LMFAO @ #20 (: props ferr him. but point here is : your stupid . it's his parents house & you should know they can come home at anytime .
CreateZ 0
People really need to include the reaction of who they ran into.
tucansam555 3
I sense a three waayyyyyyyy
WeirdUp 0
i like your thinking
MAC0789 2
yes...with their clothes on lol :P
Gloritank 8
The fun part if ******* where people could show up. excitement!!
evilcartman 0
have him move out already, or wait til he finished high school.
HesJustTheBest 0
I don't think you know what great sex is. If you still have enough energy to get up and take a shower afterwards then you haven't had great sex.